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Breaking news!

Today, a pig died at the hands of a farmer in Sentosa, Angellao. The Pig, weighing 1.5lbs and is about 1m long, was strolling down the beach when the farmer came in and wacked it hard on the back of the side.

After going through 16 high court sessions, the Farmer was then sentenced a life in the sewer pipes of Pulau Ubin.

The pig was buried in the Kranji Memorial.