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Finally we have a way to calculate the area and perimeter of a circle! The Indians have invented something they call the PI system! Awesome ya all!

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Once again Singapore is safe thanks to our neighbourhood hero!

SUPER FARAH!!

Yesterday, Mas Selamat was captured. He was in a lame situatuation. He could no longer walk because the crippledness had spread to his other leg. Super Farah used her SELAMAT DETECTOR! Stolen from the best inventor in the inventory. She was poor so she had to steal to get the reward to pay off her loan shark debt.

He has been shipped off to pulau ubin where he will be behind gold bars equipped with the best technology on the island. Due to the lack of electricity on the island, there will be one more security guard.

There, he will live with Dawan and help her fulfill her dreams. and they will Continue singing to the dawn.

POsted by: Lamo

Mas Selamat, a terrorist that has been on the loose ever since forever. He can never be captured can't he? Caught a few times, escaped the same nuber of times.

Description:
Limping like a chicken with a broken leg
Has jet black hair( slightly balding)
Dark
Looks evil

How Selamat came along?
Well he was born somewhere after 9 months or so in the womb of the mama right after the night.

Where he grew...
In a house with people

How many kids?
5

How many wives?
One

Where could he be now?
Hiding or probably dead due to malnutrition

To readers

Please state what type of jokes would you like to hear:)

Posted by: unknown
NOTE! might not be funny

Review on sing to the dawn
Author: Minfong HO( female )

The show has been brilliantly animated.
Main characters: (will be furetherer up dated)

Dawan: A village girl; 2 plaits on both sides of the head. Dawan( leaf in malay )
Kai: A village boy; hair. Kai ( rhymes with pie )

Plot: Stolen from WIKIPEDIA.ORG

Dawan, a young village girl in Thailand, wins a scholarship to study in the city school. Her brother, Kai, places second and is initially jealous, causing a rift between the two previously-close siblings. This hostility is further exacerbated by Dawan's father, who feels that the city is no place for a girl. Dawan faces obstacles at every turn, and eventually overcomes these obstacles and proves to herself and to others that she is fully capable of handling the scholarship and the responsibility it entails.

Posted by: The Poster

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Posted by: Editor

Due to the heavy snow in Khansastan, the highway roads there has been very slippery. In the middle of the country, an awful accident occured. A lorry full of fresh fish crashed into one of the ERP sign thingy. All the fishes splattered everywhere. Splart! All the kepo villagers, started taking the fishes as they were salmon fishes imported from Antartica.

We interviewed one of the villagers, Mdm Kak Pon Onni, who brought a shopping cart along, she said that accidents like this often occur so everytime they heard a loud bash they would rush to the road.